1. 15:35 1st Oct 2014

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    Reblogged from nickelbackthatassup

    
"She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."
- Jay ZVanity Fair, October 2013 (x)

    "She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."

    - Jay Z
    Vanity Fair, October 2013 (x)

    (Source: thequeenbey)

     
  2. 15:25

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  3. 04:08 30th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from iamlionqueen

    howtolivefatandhappy:

    philiosphicalchocolate:

    howtolivefatandhappy:

    This one goes out to all the girls whose thighs are so thick you can’t cross your legs.

    This is truth. Shoutout to the girls with thighs big enough to be used as warming pillows.

    And big ups to the girls whose upper thighs still touch when their knees are apart.

     
  4. 08:12 29th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts

    That’s So Raven Disguises (part 1)

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  5. 09:44 24th Sep 2014

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  6. 09:41

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  7. 11:04 23rd Sep 2014

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    highlyover-rated:

    Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

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  8. 10:53

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  9. 00:02

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    image: Download

    cleanbodymindsoul:

carabellaa:

end0fthe-world:

beyoutiful1551:

Must reblog every Christmas

the fact that this picture just popped up improved my day by 100% 

I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life


the real family deserves a reblog too :)

    cleanbodymindsoul:

    carabellaa:

    end0fthe-world:

    beyoutiful1551:

    Must reblog every Christmas

    the fact that this picture just popped up improved my day by 100% 

    I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life

    image

    the real family deserves a reblog too :)

    (Source: stayy0ungandwild)

     
  10. 23:49 22nd Sep 2014

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    1. Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
    2. Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
    3. Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
    4. Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
    5. Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
    6. Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
    7. An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
    8. A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
    9. Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
    10. An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
    11. A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
    12. Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
    13. An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
    14. Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
    15. Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
    16. Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
    17. Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
    18. Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
    19. A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
    20. A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
    21. Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
    22. PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
    23. Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
    24. Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
    25. Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
    26. Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
    27. Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
    28. An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
    29. Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
    30. Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
    31. Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
    32. Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
    33. Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
    34. Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
    35. Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
    36. Cows: The shit you go through.
    37. This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked